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January 2nd, 2006 (10:49 am)
Listening to: "Gomenasai", t.A.T.u.

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What the shit?

January 1st, 2006 (12:49 am)
cranky

Because of you I feel: cranky

black_theatre's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 4% Politically Correct!)



Started : 01st January 2006 04:27:29 AM

Ended : 01st January 2006 07:38:21 PM
Alco Money! : $ 388

Guests of Honour

leaderakatsuki is a powerless Agnostic. leaderakatsuki drank 15 Stouts, 1 Mescal.
an_chan_ko is a resentful Taoist and a real tank-head who finds much folly in hijacking wheelchairs from the crippled. an_chan_ko drank 3 Stouts.
sexykazebitch is a loathsome Taoist and a full-time waster who spends most of their salary on alcohol who regularly steals money from charity. sexykazebitch decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
boldness_water is a paranoid Wiccan. boldness_water drank 6 Bloody Marys, 1 Cognac, 5 Sambuccas, 2 Red Wines.
hitori_dake is a fufilled Wiccan. hitori_dake drank 8 Vodkas, 1 Mescal, 1 Vermouth, 1 Gin.
lilsteelkotetsu is a pleasant Muslim. lilsteelkotetsu drank 15 Sambuccas, 2 Bloody Marys, 1 Aligator Bite.
art_is_a_bang is a jovial Wiccan. art_is_a_bang drank 5 Lagers, 6 Sambuccas, 2 Pernods, 1 Goldschlager.
hakuke is a wobegone Wiccan and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. hakuke drank 17 Pilsners, 1 Mint Julep, 1 Cognac.
oreoflavored is a graceful Buddhist. oreoflavored drank 8 Aligator Bites, 1 Cider.
black_theatre is a disconsolate Liberal Christian and a bumbling, stumbling, bona-fide drunk. black_theatre drank 2 Tequilas, 1 Mint Julep.
lotusofmybulge is a jovial Agnostic. lotusofmybulge drank 5 Rums, 1 Bloody Mary, 2 Goldschlagers, 1 Whiskey.
cracksuke is a sprightly Wiccan. cracksuke drank 9 Aftershocks, 2 Mint Juleps, 3 Aligator Bites.

Sick!

Bloody hell! Was that pile of brown marks on the floor there last night, black_theatre?

Lovers

'It must be love, love love!' and how so in the case of cracksuke and black_theatre. It's like Romeo and Juliet all over again without any of the suspense!

The Drunkest

To say that lilsteelkotetsu loves alcohol is like saying the Pet Shop Boys love cock. Oh-la-la!

Random Events

boldness_water brought a whole new meaning to the phrase "obnoxious overblown serial bastard" with
their overly twattish antics.

According to hakuke you can kill a dolphin by gluing up its blowhole with marmite.

cracksuke told them of their rather
strange fetish which involved them dressing up in boldness_water's mothers wedding dress before egging themselves off. boldness_water
quickly called the police. cracksuke is now behind bars.


Happy New Year!

Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell!


Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks!






Your Hero God Loves Coke.






That seems close to the truth, don't you think folks? u__u I didn't throw a New Years' party this year though because I don't see the point. It's just an excuse for people to get drunk and waste their money. There's no difference between this year and last year, is there? No.

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Antelope

December 27th, 2005 (07:01 pm)

Well Christmas is finally over. Now I have a whole year of break time before the choas esnues yet again I actually got some nice things thing year. Deidara got me these weird funky cool high-tech clothes that warm themselves so I don't freeze in snow anymore, and a photo album of pictures obviously. And Suke ..... *____* I still can't get over your present... It's so cute!! I'm keeping it forever and ever and ever world without end, amen. Thank you soooooooo muuuuch

Seems Sir Leader came back to Konoha... His apartment is the most drag-queen-ish coolest thing I've seen yet... well done sir. U_U

Oh and Kisame and I made soup. People soup, that is.

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6.6 His-and-his towels?

December 18th, 2005 (10:57 am)
hopeful

Because of you I feel: hopeful
Listening to: "Zombie", the Cranberries

Suke, I don't really remember if I told you this the other night, but I really am very very very very very very pleased you liked fixingthe puppets up so much. You're really very good at it for a first-timer.. And if you want to start work on yours, I left the books on my desk. And they're all printing with a computer so you can read my crappy hand-writing. ^____^

I visited Deidara yesterday. That was fun. It was, unfortunately, one of the first really good times we've spent together in a long time. Then he henged himself as a little kid and that was funer. So yeah. Ahem. U_u I'll see you later then.

And Naruto came over too... ~_~ That's all I'll say.

Dude. Kisame. Where are you, man? I need mass murder and soup! And I hardly ever see you around the house anymore. *feels like a parent trying to reign in a kid or something* We need soup, plotting, and a big rusty knife.

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~_~

December 16th, 2005 (12:53 pm)
aggravated

Because of you I feel: aggravated
Listening to: "Reise Reise", Rammstein

I hear Itachi is somewhere back in town... so I'll make this simple. Stay away from them, you asshole. Both of t--No, all three of them. Sasuke, Suke AND Deidara. And so help me god, if I hear you've hurt a single one of them, I'm coming after you. I don't care about your stupid Sharingan. And I don't care how tough you make yourself out to be. You WILL be sorry.

I finished my shopping ~_~ and I didn't even have to leave the house to do so hail mail-order! and I had an interesting time trying to wrap them. Tape is the spawn of the devil. I swear.

But to avoid making these presents SEEM like Christmas presents... I'm giving them out, at random, between now and the 23rd. If you don't get anything... HA! Means I hate you. Or forgot. Or lost my credit card.

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U.U;;;

December 13th, 2005 (10:50 am)
awake

Because of you I feel: awake

Ok.... first of all, I guess I'm sorry to anyone I confused the last few days. u.u; I was a fifteen-year-old... which was an odd experience... @.@ Very odd experience. So yeah. I guess I'm sorry.

Kisame, we still on for mass-murder and soup?

And... what else.... 9.9 Let me see.... uh.... o.o! Oh yeah! Today marks two months that I've known Suke @v@ We should celebrate U.u..... o.o Any ideas?

Hm.... um... o.o Oh yeah --;; Seems Sasuke's a kid now... this'll be interesting...

......My wtf icon seems to be getting alot of openings lately

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December 10th, 2005 (05:37 pm)
complacent

Because of you I feel: complacent
Listening to: "Pardon Me", Incubus

Ok... I'm confused... like I woke up one day and was in a totally different village, totally different place--and totally different decade, it seems. This dude Suke was like "You're my boyfriend! @3@" when I'd never met him before in my life but now he really is so it's all good n_n
Then I met this retarded, I swear dude named Deidara who called me marmee, danna, and mommy amoung other things. Suke says he's my adopted kid "when I was older" O.o; o...k...
Now Suke's told me to kill this one dude who did something to someone and it was all unhappy. So yeah. I guess I'll do that.


((Sasori is 15, courtesy of Suke, until further notice))

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T_T;;

December 8th, 2005 (08:55 am)
aggravated

Because of you I feel: aggravated
Listening to: Ghost In A Shell theme

e_e Happy December, you freaks. At this point, most mommies and daddies are out shopping, or cutting down trees to fuller desecrate our enviroments *ignores the fact that he himself cuts down trees on a daily basis for puppets* just to "spread good cheer". My method of spreading good cheer is to get rid of these people as soon as possible. You know what this means, Kisame: you, me, a big rusty knife and a cooking pot. Sound good?

ANYWAY!! On a much brighter note!
Despite the fact that I don't like RECEIVING Christmas junk (alias, presents), I have been working on Christmas presents for a few of my less-annoying friends. I'll probably pass them out around Christmas unless of course if I can't find you or if I forget.

Suke n__n ♥ I'll see you later tonight for our date and I bear gifts!

o.o I hear Haku had reemerged again. I TOLD you I didn't kidnap him, little-redhead-dude-whose-name-I-don't-know! ^^ We should hang out later. We haven't actually "hung out" since the water park, and since it's too cold for that.... e.e I'll think of something.

Whaaaaaat else?
Oh yeah. o.o I hear my funds-retarded aniki is looking for a job UoU I have an unperverted--for once--idea an idea for you. I'll tell you later v.v

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat else?
o.o Oh yeah... if Dei gets bigger, does he remember everything I did, like I did when I got bigger?

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I'm sorry...

December 4th, 2005 (11:59 am)

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*inset whitty subject text here*

December 3rd, 2005 (11:20 am)
contemplative

Because of you I feel: contemplative
Listening to: "Underneath It All", No Doubt

So. T_T My birthday is this month. I'm not saying when it is, but, Dei, I'm cancelling that sleep over. u_u Recent events must be taken into account. But... *eye twitches* I guess you and I can do something.... small... and not-a-big-deal type something.

Anyway, like the old geezer pedophile*cough* idiot that I am, birthdays usually make me think about a) how old I am, b) what I've learned so far, c) what I believe, d) where I was last year and e) where I am now.

A) This is none of your concern.
B) In the many years that I've been alive, I guess I really have learned alot of things, and alot of those things I've taught, or tried to teach to, Sasuke and Deidara, because they're very valuable things to know and should something happen to me I want them to know those things. Like... *thinks* well just stuff. I'm sure Sasuke could give me a list, but I'm really not that worried about it. But I think I've learned more from them, and from Suke and Kimimaro, then I have in the many years before I cam to Konoha. So thanks n_n ♥
C) As for what I believe.... e_e *thinks harder* I guess I believe that everyone believes in some kind of divine deity, no matter what they call it. It could be the Goddess, God, Jesus, or that big ugly dog-head-guy from Egyptian walls. The egyptians also worship dung beetles... I find that funny. I also believe that people are stupid. <.<; Many of you may just laugh and shake your heads and say "Dude we know you think that, we've talked to you in person" but hear me out. Most people don't believe anything unless they see it with their own eyes. I'm no exception, on some fields. Things can happen repeatedly and over and over and they can affect me alot, but if I don't seem them, I don't get upset or happy or sad or anything like that. It explains alot, I guess. I also believe that people can love or hate anyone they want to, and be blind to consequences. I don't act like I don't know what people say about me and my past lifestyle, or me and my present lifestyle, but it's whether or not I care that makes a difference. So yeah. *will probably add more beliefs as he thinks of them*
D) This time last year, I was probably either running away from birthday celebrations, going off to kill more people for puppets, or locking myself in my room to angst over myself and life and Oooohhhh I'm so hated and Oooooohh I have no friends. The first one may be true, for some people, but the second one's not ♥ which brings me to
E) Where I am now. At the moment, I am living in Konoha in a very nice house with Kisame and Suke, and no intentions of moving out any time soon, thank you VERY much T_T And I adopted Deidara. He's my kid and he calls me marmee when he doesn't call me danna . And he's my best friend, too. And Sasuke is my best friend, too. We had some *cough* rocky moments, but at the end of the day, he's my aniki and I'm his little tag-along. And I love Suke n_n ♥ Probably more then anyone should love another person. Doctors would say it's unhealthy. 'Course, I would counter with, "Well it's not healthy to become a puppet either, now, is it?" But setting Dr. Shithead's opinion aside... I'm staying with him until he either kills me or someone else does because I just canna do without mah Suke-wuke n_n ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

SO! Those things aside..... 9.9 am I forgetting anything....?
Oh yeah!

UoU I'm sorry if I pissed you off royally the last time we spoke, Kimimaro. I'm veeeeery veeeeeeery sorry. v.v And I don't use that puppet unless I have to go on super stupidedly dangerous missions. And I haven't been getting any of those lately, so ho hum de dum, I haven't been using the puppet at all. It's been gathering dust in my basement.

Annnnddd.. hmm. T_T;; Naruto *eye twitchs* Sorry I *twitch* pissed you off. *twitch twitch* Maybe we could *twitch* hang out after I *twitch* fix this twitching problem. *twitchity twitch*

Aaaaaand.... I think that's all. Yup.
Oh wait, no. .... Dude, where is Kiba? Did he have his baby? And Sakura ._. I never visited your store. I'm sorry.

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