Listening to: "Gomenasai", t.A.T.u.
|Started : 01st January 2006 04:27:29 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 07:38:21 PM
|Alco Money! : $ 388|
Bloody hell! Was that pile of brown marks on the floor there last night, black_theatre?
To say that lilsteelkotetsu loves alcohol is like saying the Pet Shop Boys love cock. Oh-la-la!
boldness_water brought a whole new meaning to the phrase "obnoxious overblown serial bastard" with
their overly twattish antics.
According to hakuke you can kill a dolphin by gluing up its blowhole with marmite.
cracksuke told them of their rather
strange fetish which involved them dressing up in boldness_water's mothers wedding dress before egging themselves off. boldness_water
quickly called the police. cracksuke is now behind bars.
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Well Christmas is finally over.
Now I have a whole year of break time before the choas esnues yet again I actually got some nice things thing year. Deidara got me these weird funky cool high-tech clothes that warm themselves so I don't freeze in snow anymore, and a photo album of pictures obviously. And Suke ..... *____* I still can't get over your present... It's so cute!! I'm keeping it forever and ever and ever world without end, amen. Thank you soooooooo muuuuch
Seems Sir Leader came back to Konoha... His apartment is the
most drag-queen-ish coolest thing I've seen yet... well done sir. U_U
Oh and Kisame and I made soup. People soup, that is.
Suke, I don't really remember if I told you this the other night, but I really am very
very very very very very pleased you liked fixingthe puppets up so much. You're really very good at it for a first-timer.. And if you want to start work on yours, I left the books on my desk. And they're all printing with a computer so you can read my crappy hand-writing. ^____^
I visited Deidara yesterday. That was fun.
It was, unfortunately, one of the first really good times we've spent together in a long time. Then he henged himself as a little kid and that was fun er. So yeah. Ahem. U_u I'll see you later then.
And Naruto came over too... ~_~ That's all I'll say.
Dude. Kisame. Where are you, man? I need mass murder and soup! And I hardly ever see you around the house anymore.
*feels like a parent trying to reign in a kid or something* We need soup, plotting, and a big rusty knife. I hear Itachi is somewhere back in town... so I'll make this simple. Stay away from them, you asshole. Both of t--No, all three of them. Sasuke, Suke AND Deidara. And so help me god, if I hear you've hurt a single one of them, I'm coming after you. I don't care about your stupid Sharingan. And I don't care how tough you make yourself out to be. You WILL be sorry.
I finished my shopping ~_~ and I didn't even have to leave the house to do so
hail mail-order! and I had an interesting time trying to wrap them. Tape is the spawn of the devil. I swear.
But to avoid making these presents SEEM like Christmas presents... I'm giving them out, at random, between now and the 23rd. If you don't get anything... HA! Means I hate you. Or forgot. Or lost my credit card.
Ok.... first of all, I guess I'm sorry to anyone I confused the last few days. u.u; I was a fifteen-year-old... which was an odd experience... @.@ Very odd experience. So yeah. I guess I'm sorry.
Kisame, we still on for mass-murder and soup?
And... what else.... 9.9 Let me see.... uh.... o.o! Oh yeah! Today marks two months that I've known Suke @v@ We should celebrate U.u.....
o.o Any ideas?
Hm.... um... o.o Oh yeah --;; Seems Sasuke's a kid now... this'll be interesting...
......My wtf icon seems to be getting alot of openings lately
Ok... I'm confused... like I woke up one day and was in a totally different village, totally different place--and totally different decade, it seems. This dude Suke was like "You're my boyfriend! @3@" when I'd never met him before in my life
but now he really is so it's all good n_n
Then I met this
retarded, I swear dude named Deidara who called me marmee, danna, and mommy amoung other things. Suke says he's my adopted kid "when I was older" O.o; o...k...
Now Suke's told me to kill this one dude who did something to someone and it was all unhappy. So yeah. I guess I'll do that.
((Sasori is 15, courtesy of Suke, until further notice))
e_e Happy December, you freaks. At this point, most mommies and daddies are out shopping, or cutting down trees to fuller desecrate our enviroments
*ignores the fact that he himself cuts down trees on a daily basis for puppets* just to "spread good cheer". My method of spreading good cheer is to get rid of these people as soon as possible. You know what this means, Kisame: you, me, a big rusty knife and a cooking pot. Sound good?
ANYWAY!! On a much brighter note!
Despite the fact that I don't like RECEIVING Christmas junk (alias, presents), I have been working on Christmas presents for a few of my less-annoying friends. I'll probably pass them out around Christmas
unless of course if I can't find you or if I forget.
Suke n__n ♥ I'll see you later tonight for our date
and I bear gifts!
o.o I hear Haku had reemerged again.
I TOLD you I didn't kidnap him, little-redhead-dude-whose-name-I-don't-k ^^ We should hang out later. We haven't actually "hung out" since the water park, and since it's too cold for that.... e.e I'll think of something.
Oh yeah. o.o I hear my funds-retarded aniki is looking for a job UoU I have
an unperverted--for once--idea an idea for you. I'll tell you later v.v Whaaaaaaaaaaaat else?
o.o Oh yeah... if Dei gets bigger, does he remember everything I did, like I did when I got bigger?
So. T_T My birthday is this month. I'm not saying when it is, but, Dei, I'm cancelling that sleep over. u_u Recent events must be taken into account. But... *eye twitches* I guess you and I can do something.... small... and not-a-big-deal type something.
Anyway, like the old
geezer pedophile*cough* idiot that I am, birthdays usually make me think about a) how old I am, b) what I've learned so far, c) what I believe, d) where I was last year and e) where I am now.
A) This is none of your concern.
B) In the
many years that I've been alive, I guess I really have learned alot of things, and alot of those things I've taught, or tried to teach to, Sasuke and Deidara, because they're very valuable things to know and should something happen to me I want them to know those things. Like... *thinks* well just stuff. I'm sure Sasuke could give me a list, but I'm really not that worried about it. But I think I've learned more from them, and from Suke and Kimimaro, then I have in the many years before I cam to Konoha. So thanks n_n ♥
C) As for what I believe.... e_e *thinks harder* I guess I believe that everyone believes in some kind of divine deity, no matter what they call it. It could be the Goddess, God, Jesus, or that big ugly dog-head-guy from Egyptian walls.
The egyptians also worship dung beetles... I find that funny. I also believe that people are stupid. <.<; Many of you may just laugh and shake your heads and say "Dude we know you think that, we've talked to you in person" but hear me out. Most people don't believe anything unless they see it with their own eyes. I'm no exception, on some fields. Things can happen repeatedly and over and over and they can affect me alot, but if I don't seem them, I don't get upset or happy or sad or anything like that. It explains alot, I guess. I also believe that people can love or hate anyone they want to, and be blind to consequences. I don't act like I don't know what people say about me and my past lifestyle, or me and my present lifestyle, but it's whether or not I care that makes a difference. So yeah. *will probably add more beliefs as he thinks of them*
D) This time last year, I was probably either running away from birthday celebrations, going off to kill more people for puppets, or locking myself in my room to angst over myself and life and Oooohhhh I'm so hated and Oooooohh I have no friends. The first one may be true, for some people, but the second one's not ♥ which brings me to
E) Where I am now. At the moment, I am living in Konoha in a very nice house with Kisame and Suke, and no intentions of moving out any time soon, thank you VERY much T_T And I adopted Deidara. He's my kid and he calls me marmee when he doesn't call me danna
♥. And he's my best friend, too. And Sasuke is my best friend, too. We had some *cough* rocky moments, but at the end of the day, he's my aniki and I'm his little tag-along. And I love Suke n_n ♥ Probably more then anyone should love another person. Doctors would say it's unhealthy. 'Course, I would counter with, "Well it's not healthy to become a puppet either, now, is it?" But setting Dr. Shithead's opinion aside... I'm staying with him until he either kills me or someone else does because I just canna do without mah Suke-wuke n_n ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
SO! Those things aside..... 9.9 am I forgetting anything....?
UoU I'm sorry if I pissed you off royally the last time we spoke, Kimimaro. I'm veeeeery veeeeeeery sorry. v.v And I don't use that puppet unless I have to go on super stupidedly dangerous missions. And I haven't been getting any of those lately, so ho hum de dum, I haven't been using the puppet at all. It's been gathering dust in my basement.
Annnnddd.. hmm. T_T;; Naruto *eye twitchs* Sorry I *twitch* pissed you off. *twitch twitch* Maybe we could *twitch* hang out after I *twitch* fix this twitching problem. *twitchity twitch*
Aaaaaand.... I think that's all. Yup.
Oh wait, no. .... Dude, where is Kiba? Did he have his baby? And Sakura ._. I never visited your store. I'm sorry.